Umino Iruka [うみのイルカ] (
dolphinsensei) wrote2014-01-19 11:51 am
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[The video is completely accidental and the feed starts with a view of what looks like an alley, large bins, crates, cardboard boxes and whatnot. In the middle of it, stands Iruka, his back to the unassuming journal, hand stretched out to one side and fingers poised to yank out a few feathers.
Which iruka does.
And like a hen who's had a few feathers plucked, Iruka sort of just starts to thwack his head with his fist a few times, before biting down on it, an attempt to keep himself silent from the unexpected sting because well, clearly doing anything more like say, yanking the wing off would be stupid.
Iruka then just sort of tries to stick the feathers back in place but then they end up just drifting down to the ground. There is a sigh before the video freezes for a moment when Iruka sort of accidentally steps on the journal, frame freezing with the view Iruka's sweatpants clad ass.
When the video restarts roughly almost a minute later, the face that comes to view is one that scowling in concentration, breath misting from the cold topped with hair damp and standing in all kinds of direction. Iruka looks frazzled, possibly distressed and the flush on his cheeks deepens with each ticking second and the more he is exposed to the cold.
Iruka is also muttering to himself. Apparently, waking up with wings isn't his cup of tea.]
Little ingrates. Ball-less, fucking slimy, greaseball of a halfwit scumbag.
[The video freezes again when Iruka rotates it and taps on the lens before it cuts off completely.]
Which iruka does.
And like a hen who's had a few feathers plucked, Iruka sort of just starts to thwack his head with his fist a few times, before biting down on it, an attempt to keep himself silent from the unexpected sting because well, clearly doing anything more like say, yanking the wing off would be stupid.
Iruka then just sort of tries to stick the feathers back in place but then they end up just drifting down to the ground. There is a sigh before the video freezes for a moment when Iruka sort of accidentally steps on the journal, frame freezing with the view Iruka's sweatpants clad ass.
When the video restarts roughly almost a minute later, the face that comes to view is one that scowling in concentration, breath misting from the cold topped with hair damp and standing in all kinds of direction. Iruka looks frazzled, possibly distressed and the flush on his cheeks deepens with each ticking second and the more he is exposed to the cold.
Iruka is also muttering to himself. Apparently, waking up with wings isn't his cup of tea.]
Little ingrates. Ball-less, fucking slimy, greaseball of a halfwit scumbag.
[The video freezes again when Iruka rotates it and taps on the lens before it cuts off completely.]
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Or so he hopes.
It's a while but when Iruka finally straightens up, he takes a step back from Kakashi to lean against the wall, pushing his hair out of his face.
There's no denying how awkward this is. The more Iruka stares at the Kakashi and his shoes, the hotter his cheeks become.]
I'm sorry about your shoes. I was not expecting to suddenly feel this... nauseated.
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I've had worse on my shoes.
[ Namely, blood and gore. A little bit of vomit really isn't that big of a deal. It's not great, and he'll probably need to replace his shoes wholesale, but it's not like it'll cost him anything. Kakashi's far more concerned about Iruka's health than about a pair of shoes. None of the ninja had their wings damaged during his stay at Luceti, and even though the injury doesn't look serious, it clearly already has caused deleterious consequences.
Reaching out, Kakashi hands Iruka the folded shirt and pants. He didn't have an extra pair of shoes to bring, but at least this is warmer than what he's currently wearing. ]
Here, put these on. I'll take you to the clinic once you're ready.
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[Iruka pulls on the pants over the ones he is already wearing, as quick as he can and not really pulling away from the wall support just yet. It's when he is pulling the shirt on that he realizes that it conveniently has holes for his wings and for a moment, Iruka looks puzzled as to how to put it on. He isn't even sure how to move the wings like he would an arm, or if they are just hanging there for display.
Iruka then tries to wrap the blanket around himself the best way he can like a makeshift shawl. It's an added warmth.]
You know, I think I'll be all right...
[It's a casual question as Iruka attempts to slip the shirt on, tugging it over his head and then his arms and then just sort of feeling awkward. It lasts a minute because the wings are pretty flexible and they just pop right out of the make-shift hole. Iruka is almost grateful for the coverage.
He cradles the wing from where he plucked feathers out.]
It doesn't look so bad. I can probably fix it myself.
[Part of the reason Iruka is hesitant to go to a clinic in a strange place is because he is in a strange place and his subconscious mind just doesn't sit too well with the idea. Yet.]
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[ Kakashi reaches forward and closes his hand over Iruka's, carefully removing the chuunin's hand from his own wing, lest he cause some more damage to the wing accidentally. The last thing they would need is for Iruka to be incapacitated by sickness or injury even more, when they need to cover a bit of distance to get to the clinic. ]
Sakura would be able to repair the injury more efficiently.
[ Field medical jutsu can only do so much, especially when it isn't at the hands of a trained medical ninja. Kakashi nods to the alley entrance. ]
Can you walk?
[ He's not going to assume that Iruka would be able to mold chakra easily. They won't be taking the rooftops. ]
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[Iruka stands a little straighter, takes a few breaths and paces himself. The nausea isn’t as bad as it had been a few minutes ago. But the cold is getting beyond uncomfortable.]
If you don’t mind, Kakashi-san, I’d much prefer to get warmer as quickly as possible. Is there a place I can do that? [A beat.] Safely?
[Iruka doesn’t want to make more of a spectacle of himself than he already has.]
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[ Kakashi considers giving Iruka his vest, which could give him some added warmth, and just braving the weather, but with the shape Iruka's wing is in, having to cram it through one of the tighter holes in stiffer fabric might not be the best idea. ]
I can take you to the building where most of the ninja are housed, and have her meet us there if you'd like. Or, we can go to the clinic.
[ Kakashi's voice suggests very little room for argument. ]
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The housing then, please would be of better help.
[And to prove his point, Iruka holds out his very pale and slightly turning blue fingers out for Kakashi to see.]
I think these would be more damaging than a scratch on a limb, don’t you think? I am having difficulty feeling my toes too. The sooner I sort this out, the more able I can be. If she can meet us there, assuming she isn’t dropping more critical patients, then fine, if you must insist.
[Clearly, Iruka is making a statement that troubling Sakura is going to be on Kakashi’s head. And because Kakashi is being a concerned comrade, Iruka knows you can’t argue with that.
Most of the time.]
Kakashi-san, seriously, my nipples hurt. Please, take me somewhere warmer! The clinic can wait a little bit.
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Kakashi quirks a brow at that. ]
How do you know the clinic isn't closer?
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Can’t we just go to that place where ninjas stay? I mean, seriously, Kakashi-san, I am fine.
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[ Kakashi says with perhaps a little too much levity given the situation. But really, Iruka, you didn't need to overshare about your nipples, you know. That was a little unnecessary. (Though, certainly amusing.)
He nods and then starts moving, assuming that Iruka will follow along. ]
Let's go, then. It's a bit of a walk.
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Finally, he can get out of this old and not expose himself to the humdrum of a medical facility.
Iruka nods and quietly follows a few steps behind Kakashi, tugging the blanket around himself closer and blowing warm air into his fingers.]
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I'm sure you have a lot of questions.
[ Said lightly as they wait for the elevator. ]
I'll answer them all and explain everything once we have you settled.
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[Iruka says this while putting maximum effort to not make his chattering jaw so obvious. Which is a moot effort because Iruka can hear the clacking noise in his ears pretty clearly. He has bundled up as tight as he can possibly manage but even then, it doesn't do much.
It’s probably just a coping mechanism, to think of other things other than his poor current state.]
While waiting for you, though, I’ve heard from Anko-san, Lee-kun and Naruto. [A pause.] And I think it might have been Itachi. I really don’t trust my own judgment right now. Hard to think with the headache. Probably from the cold. Or the wings. I really don’t know.
[Iruka is blabbering. Uselessly blabbering.]
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As soon as they get inside, Kakashi'll set to the task of making sure Iruka gets warm. Hypothermia can be as deadly as losing a wing, after all. ]
It probably was Itachi. You're not imagining things.
[ The elevator dings open and Kakashi ushers Iruka in, then presses the button for the eighth floor. ]
There's a lot that I'll need to explain. But first... what is the last thing you remember from our world?
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But he doesn't say that way. Instead:]
I let Naruto go. He was supposed to remain within Turtle Island.
[There really isn't much to say more than that. Iruka also doesn't look at Kakashi when he says that, keeping his gaze focused on the sight of his slightly darkened colored toes and fingers.]
We - I was part of a group doing patrols shortly after the incident. That's the last thing I remember.
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Of course he was. That was what the war had originally been all about, wasn't it. To protect Naruto. Keep him away from Madara. (Who turned out to be Obito, but that wasn't something they found out until much later.) Naruto, who was the only person who could've helped turn the tides in this war.
He's glad Iruka let him go to the front lines. Without Naruto, Kakashi's not sure how many more shinobi would've died. If he would've even lasted long enough against the bijuu. If he ever would've found out the truth about Obito, as terrible and horrifying as it is. ]
I see. Then you never made it to the front lines.
[ At least, in Iruka's timeline, anyway. Kakashi has no way of confirming. ]
Well...It's a good thing you let Naruto go.
[ The elevator dings again when it reaches the eighth floor and they step out, walking down to the end of the hall. ]
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And there's always nothing much to say.
(Because what can you say?)
Iruka exhales deeply instead, focusing on trying not to let the shivering get the better of him, tugging the blanket tighter. The cold is a terrible thing and Iruka dislikes the fact that his resistance to it is pathetic because try as he might, he is unable to control his shivering anymore and his joints are starting to really hurt when it had been just a dull throb earlier. Speaking is a good distraction, something to focus on, getting the words out right even when they come out a little broken from the shivering.]
Who else is here?
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Quite a lot of people from our world have been brought here. Most of them are from Naruto's generation. But there are a few who I think may surprise you. Let's just get you inside first, hmm?
[ Kakashi stops in front of his door, quickly flicking through hand seals to undo the fuuin jutsu he'd placed on his door, before opening it. Once open, he swifly undoes the traps that he'd set, and then steps aside to let Iruka pass into the already-lit apartment. ]
Come in.
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I hope I’m not disturbing. Are you by yourself, here?
[God, it is so cold.]
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Perhaps a touch worriedly. ]
Mm, it's just me and my pack.
[ Kakashi ushers Iruka in past the entrance, towards the couch. ]
Go take a seat. I'll get you some more blankets and put the kettle on for tea.
[ He'll also take the time to fill a basin with hot water for Iruka to soak his feet in. ]
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And all he can think of is that in the future, he needs to get out more. He needs to build some tolerance to the cold. He hopes that he doesn't get sick, that the exposure does not render him immobile. He needs to sort out his living arrangements. He needs to find a way to take care of himself better. He also needs to figure out what everyone – everyone being Konoha – is doing to get themselves out of this place.
And fuck, his head hurts. And how can it be possible to be shivering even more now?]
This is a really nice place, Kakashi-san…
[Iruka says out loud, though he is unsure if Kakashi heard him. The chattering and shivering is worse and a constant now.]
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Put your feet in the water.
[ With how much Iruka's shaking, Kakashi's pretty certain that hypothermia is definitely an issue. He's not entirely sure how to deal with this, though, and takes a moment to pull his journal out to leave Sakura a voice message. ]
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Iruka is rendered speechless for a moment and whenever he tries to speak, they end up coming broken and stuttered. So it takes a while before Iruka can actually say something fairly intelligent. Or what he thinks is intelligent.
He doesn't realize that he is slouching heavily on the couch, drowsiness ready to swallow him. Iruka doesn't want to sleep though. He doesn't want to lose consciousness because somehow, in the middle of all this, propriety seems to take over. Somehow.]
You know, you’re fairly normal.
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Kakashi quirks a brow, but really, he's a little concerned at how droopy Iruka's eyes are, at how he had stuttered to the point of not being able to get words out before, at how violently he was shaking -- and the way he's still trembling. He can only hope Sakura gets his message soon. ]
You didn't think I was?
[ He takes a seat next to Iruka. ]
dont ask.
Whether or not the quality of his answer is even valid is up to anyone's guess. Iruka most certainly has no clue anymore what kind of bullshit is rolling off his tongue. And the more they roll out, the more sleepy he becomes with all the effort he is putting to stay conscious.]
I didn't really have an opinion to be honest? I mean, yeah so you were this enigmatic genius who people either thought was cool or people either thought was a show off or a complete weirdo. I think I fell a bit in between those who thought you were an enigmatic genius and those who thought you were a hobo of some sort. Come to think it, that's so strange, why did I think you were a hobo?
Looking at this place now, it certainly doesn't look like a place a hobo would reside in. Or a maniac of any kind. Maybe a creeper. Yes, a creeper for sure. I think it's the mask. And the uhmm... [Iruka looks at Kakashi, tilting his head to one side.] the hair maybe? I'm not really sure. You really do look more of like a perverted bum to me than a hobo.
No, I look like a hobo. Especially when the twentieth of each month rolls in and I'm running out of groceries. It's hard to be able to get missions when you're teaching in the middle of the term so my weekly groceries by the third week starts to get really tiny? But yeah, I think I look like a hobo then. I certainly feel like a hobo.
Do you think I'm a hobo?
[Iruka blinks very slowly, waiting.]
poor iruka he's so delirious
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