Umino Iruka [うみのイルカ] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
dolphinsensei) wrote2014-01-19 11:51 am
dolphinsensei) wrote2014-01-19 11:51 am
[001]
[The video is completely accidental and the feed starts with a view of what looks like an alley, large bins, crates, cardboard boxes and whatnot. In the middle of it, stands Iruka, his back to the unassuming journal, hand stretched out to one side and fingers poised to yank out a few feathers.
Which iruka does.
And like a hen who's had a few feathers plucked, Iruka sort of just starts to thwack his head with his fist a few times, before biting down on it, an attempt to keep himself silent from the unexpected sting because well, clearly doing anything more like say, yanking the wing off would be stupid.
Iruka then just sort of tries to stick the feathers back in place but then they end up just drifting down to the ground. There is a sigh before the video freezes for a moment when Iruka sort of accidentally steps on the journal, frame freezing with the view Iruka's sweatpants clad ass.
When the video restarts roughly almost a minute later, the face that comes to view is one that scowling in concentration, breath misting from the cold topped with hair damp and standing in all kinds of direction. Iruka looks frazzled, possibly distressed and the flush on his cheeks deepens with each ticking second and the more he is exposed to the cold.
Iruka is also muttering to himself. Apparently, waking up with wings isn't his cup of tea.]
Little ingrates. Ball-less, fucking slimy, greaseball of a halfwit scumbag.
[The video freezes again when Iruka rotates it and taps on the lens before it cuts off completely.]
Which iruka does.
And like a hen who's had a few feathers plucked, Iruka sort of just starts to thwack his head with his fist a few times, before biting down on it, an attempt to keep himself silent from the unexpected sting because well, clearly doing anything more like say, yanking the wing off would be stupid.
Iruka then just sort of tries to stick the feathers back in place but then they end up just drifting down to the ground. There is a sigh before the video freezes for a moment when Iruka sort of accidentally steps on the journal, frame freezing with the view Iruka's sweatpants clad ass.
When the video restarts roughly almost a minute later, the face that comes to view is one that scowling in concentration, breath misting from the cold topped with hair damp and standing in all kinds of direction. Iruka looks frazzled, possibly distressed and the flush on his cheeks deepens with each ticking second and the more he is exposed to the cold.
Iruka is also muttering to himself. Apparently, waking up with wings isn't his cup of tea.]
Little ingrates. Ball-less, fucking slimy, greaseball of a halfwit scumbag.
[The video freezes again when Iruka rotates it and taps on the lens before it cuts off completely.]
[Video]
[Anko smiles at the camera, almost all teeth.]
Please don't tell me you're going to kill yourself. At least wait till I can get there.
[Video]
Now he is really worried. As he should be.]
If I sit on my ass, I'll die?
[Video]
[Everyone should be worried if Anko's smiling, don't kid yourself.]
Where are you? I'd rather you didn't freeze to death.
Re: [Video]
[Assuming it's the real one? Hey, a healthy dose of paranoia is a good thing for a ninja.]
Assuming he is the real one. And you're the real Anko-san. That is...
[Video]
[Her eyes gleam darkly.]
And of course I'm the real one. [A snake slithers down her shoulder and into view.] Do you really think anyone could impersonate me and live to tell the tale?
[Video]
Uhmm, well, maybe they'll have a hard time being a very legitimate you, now that I think about it...
[He rubs the back of his head and looks very sheepish.]
I'm so sorry for the delay in response, please don't be alarmed or worried and thank you for your concern. But I am in Kakashi'-san' apartment? [Iruka's eyes darts left and right.] That being said uhmm [and here Iruka's voice lowers like he doesn't want anyone to hear him. Which he doesn't.] How well do you know Kakashi-san?
[Video]
It's fine, Iruka. Don't worry about it.
[Heh, that's a good question.]
I know him as well as anyone else, maybe a little better. We go drinking sometimes. Why?
[Video]
Well, I kind of need a tiny favour. Really tiny, and I’ll make it up to you I promise! But do you think you can find a pair of shoes for him to wear? Uhm, well, you see –
[Iruka flushes a nice shade of red.]
I kind of puked all over his feet.
[Video]
[Anko deadpans. Because...wow. Just wow. Iruka, she thought you weren't lame.]
Seriously? How the fuck did that happen?
[Note that she's not saying no though, she's already heading towards the door.]
[Video]
[Iruka makes a face, like he is disgusted with himself. He is also as red as an... apple?]
It was a lot. And then he had to walk back. Or well, we had to walk back and I'm pretty sure we've all had worse in our shoes but you know, hey, hey, at least it wasn't chunky?
[That's a good thing, right? Right?!]
[Video]
[What the hell...seriously...]
Iruka, you feeling okay? I mean, hell, why'd you do that?
[Video]
[You know how it goes.]
The feeling sick part might have been related to the feathers being plucked. Or so I'm told. [A beat.] But I'm fine now, really!
[Video]
[That'd been a trip.]
And good. You really don't wanna fuck around with those things. Now you've learned better.
[Video]
[Iruka clears his throat.]
Speaking of which, that couldn't have been fun at all, landing through a chimney, of all things, really! I have to admit, I am quite unsure how I should be addressing a dead man. Let alone a dead village leader. How did that go with you, by the way?
[Because Iruka nearly had an aneurysm because you don't talk to real dead people.]
[Video]
I mean, maybe it's a little weird, given that he's dead and all, but it's not the weirdest thing about this place.